September, 2006 posts

Speaking of Durga Puja…

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

Experience Devi, the princeps civitatis of Virgin Comics’ new Shakti line: 

In the second century of mankind’s arrival on earth, the Gods of light took up arms against one of their own.  Bala, a fallen dark god, had rejected the old ways of the pantheon and sought to impose his dominion over mankind…
So the pure Gods each sacrificed […]

Bearing witness

Friday, September 29th, 2006

Yet another George ‘Macaca’ Allen slur witness has comes forward. The wife of Allen’s college rugby coach says she heard him use the word ‘nigger’ repeatedly in ‘78-79. She’s annoyed that he now claims he’s never used the slur (via Americablog):

Here’s the full segment on Hardball.
The latest poll shows Allen leading 49% to Jim […]

Where were you the day America died?

Friday, September 29th, 2006

The U.S. Senate just legalized secret evidence, torture and jailing anyone forever without trial as a cheap political gimmick for the November elections. This is America’s TADA:
The Senate today rejected an amendment to a bill creating a new system for interrogating and trying terror suspects that would have guaranteed such suspects access to the courts […]

Musharraf on ‘Daily Show’

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Here’s the full Musharraf interview on the Daily Show:

Musharraf unsubtly reminds the world that Pakistan has nukes. Jon Stewart fawns:
Let’s say if there was an election held today in Pakistan — not, clearly, for your job, ’cause you’re doing a wonderful job….
Not, clearly, for your job, ’cause you’ve banned that…

Sania stunner

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Sania Mirza just ejected #1 seed Martina Hingis from the Korea Open and enters round 3 (thanks, brown_fob):

India’s Sania Mirza rallied past top seed Martina Hingis 4-6, 6-0, 6-4 in the second round of the Korea Open on Thursday, gaining quick revenge on the former number one for a defeat in Kolkata last week.
After […]

Benares Dreams

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

In Bharati, a musical currently touring Europe, Bollywood producters have cut out Meera Syal and done their own show. And if you’re going to do Bollywood unironically, why not use professional dancers and singers rather than inexperienced 2nd genners? Unlike Broadway and West End, the European markets aren’t sniffy about local accents.
The musical sounds like […]

A Mushie ‘60 Minutes’ (updated again)

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

The Pakistani chief appeared on 60 Minutes again before joking around on The Daily Show. His ghostwritten memoir has sparked indignant, front-page rebuttals from Indian military analysts. The dictator-in-chief has hardly been trustworthy on nuke prolif, elections, bin Laden and terrorism.
But rupees are rupees; the book is currently #3 on the Amazon.com bestseller list, […]

Meet Shivani

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Desi-drawn Web comic Applegeeks (re-?) introduces a character named Shivani. Ogle in full.
Related post: ‘Applegeeks’

Would you like a slur-pee?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Slate has fun coming up with a George ‘Macaca‘ Allen insult generator (via Wonkette):

Are you talkin’ to me?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

At the IAAC film fest, the Irish-Indian animated short called Horn Ok Please looks adorable:

Horn Ok Please is the story of a momentous day in the life of a Bombay taxi driver named Karma. Karma’s dream is to earn enough rupees to buy his own taxi and be free of the hefty taxi rental fee […]

The rise of Kalpen

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Fast food

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

All sorts of things can be said about how the worst attributes of Western food culture are seeping into India, but I think these women and their juicy-juicy mangoes says it all:

Eep you dance for one mineet, I bill gib you one money

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Amit says the Hindoos don’t do it. Manish says some Indians can’t do it. But some desis sure can dance.
I caught Sacred Monsters the other day. This is the joint venture between ballet star Sylvie Guillem and kathak-extraordinaire, Akram Khan, which just premiered at Sadler’s Wells in London.

The British production itself is a multi-cultural affair, […]

Brasilian Bandra

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

With a new playground and capoeira lessons for kids, the Bandra seashore is getting more kid-friendly. It’s all for the children’s:

Força Furtado

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Awhile ago I pointed y’all to the authorized desi remixes off Nelly Furtado’s new album Loose. The desi mix videos are now beginning to show up at Café Coffee Days in Bombay on a jukebox + plasma screen system called QJam.

Most of the time, the video rights for jukebox tracks haven’t been granted, so the […]

Hindustan Crimes

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

It’s not just the ToI– the Hindustan Times, a better-written paper, also shamelessly runs advertisements disguised as news stories. This steaming pile of macaca was dumped at the back of today’s Style section.

Porok Afternoon Cock Horn

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

…Eunuch Inside Big Bangle Insect.
An Ad for XBOX 360. All we can say is OMGWTFBBQ!?!

‘Porok’ is a sport played in certain parts of rural India. It is weird and wonderful because one has to adopt the stance of a fighter cock and head butt the opponent out of the circle. So we took this […]

Cho’ chweet

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Before White Castle, there was McDonalds and before ‘Roldie and Kooomar, there was Kumar Pallana, a man whose rise to fame began, ah, not by making an ass out of himself, but by making friends with Mickey Mouse, The Rat Pack and a young man whose love for him is the basis of this inelegantly […]

Fall phallus fallacy

Monday, September 25th, 2006

It’s up: NYC opened its eyes wide and inserted Anish Kapoor’s phalloreflective contact lens last Thursday at Rockefeller Center. I’d rather have a shiny bean, but space is at a premium in Manhattan.

Low ‘Standard’

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Racial slurs are so adorable on the covers of right-wing magazines (via Raising Kaine). Next they can run Trent Lott with Little Black Sambo. No, wait — Mel Gibson with a hook-nosed Jew!

We bring the pain to the liberal media… We come with a strong point of view… [Link]
Clear? Crystal. Ironically, the cover story is […]