Film City in Goregaon East is a hilltop jungle like JNU, interspersed with office buildings like Adlabs and Whistling Woods, the new film school advertised before Bollywood flicks. Many of the mid-’80s Bollyflicks’ fight and rape scenes were filmed on these hills. We saw a set of the main street of a little village, but we didn’t get in for lack of a bigwig. A road leading to a hilltop vista was closed after sunset with a ‘beware of leopards,’ who apparently dine on stray dogs and once chased Akshay Kumar on a shoot.

The Adlabs building had funky modern faucets and urinals with yet another funny brand. Here’s what I’ve seen on Bombay urinals and flush sensors:

• S&M
• Faguar, with a crossed J
• Hindware, wares for the hindquarters (actually hind-waa-ray, but it’s funnier the other way)

Adlabs started out as a post-production color lab and are now like Universal Studios.