Azaadville is a township in South Africa, and this cutie is apparently Johannesburg blogger Saaleha Bamjee, whose review of David Hasselhoff’s autobiography is presented here in its entirety:

Before the simians bang out Beowulf, they decided to try a practice run. [Link]

Here she is on the pleasures of watching movies solo:

I’ve never been much of a solo-cinemacist and always thought that lone popcorn munchers were potentially depraved and kept their grannies in cupboards beneath the basement stairs.

Saturday night, and while I don’t have a subscription to Hentai Hotties Tentacle Love Weekly, I found myself solitaire, holding hands with Pop Corn and sucking on Slush Puppy… [Link]