Thursday, February 14

Beatifying Benazir

The Diana-ization of Benazir Bhutto continued last night with a credulous Jon Stewart offering her U.S. spokesman free rein to rewrite her as a saint of democracy:

(watch it on their site)

Mark Siegel is counting on Americans’ ignorance of Pakistan to gloss over the fact that the kleptocrat oligarch backed jihadis to the hilt when she was in power.

He’s in receptive territory. Mitt Romney told the Republican base Iraq, not Pakistan, is where the Al Qaeda leadership lives; Dubya repeated it when criticizing Barack Obama’s foreign policy. Apparently if the lie is big, the audience uninformed and the repetition relentless, you can get people to believe any damn fool thing.

P.S. I look like Hrithik Roshan. I look like Hrithik Roshan. I look like Hrithik Roshan…

Related posts: Child of txt, Benazir as Rorschach, The virgin Ironpants, Rude Giuliani, There will be blood, Yes Minister, Homecoming (updated)


15 comments

  1. 1golfastrian

    Give it a rest, she was an uplifting figure to millions of Pakistanis and expats around the world. She was Prime Minister of Pakistan, not Swedem. Stop blaming one person for not restructuring the deep rooted corruption and militancy in just a few years time.

    I certainly don’t expect Obama to fix all the shit the current president has done (including funding and building terrorist armies around the world, even if by accident) but it makes him no less incredible, wonderful, and inspiring as a leader.

  2. 2manish

    She was the prime minister, not some district collector. Talibanization was begun by another prime minister. She actively backed it.

    the mass media is all too enthusiastically celebrating Benazir Bhutto as the carrier of the democratic ideal… Benazir Bhutto, in her second term as Pakistan’s prime minister, oversaw funding of the Taliban and concealed that fact from the United States. As reported in Steve Coll’s authoritative book “Ghost Wars,” Benazir Bhutto in a White House meeting with President Bill Clinton in the spring of 1995 “promoted the Taliban as a pro-Pakistan force that could help stabilize Afghanistan … During her visit and for many months afterward, Bhutto and her aides repeatedly lied to American government officials and members of Congress about the extent of Pakistani military and financial aid to the Taliban.” [Link]

  3. 3Darth Paul

    She was a politician- no more or less. Millions will both love and hate her, regardless of the facts or the posthumous spin on her career.

    Americans are largely ignorant of politics other than what the media spoonfeed to us; and we were spoonfed a story of saintly, above-reproach (female) leadership most tragically terminated by evil, muslim brown men (nevermind that she was muslim). We’re led to think we lost our only ally in the region now that Musharraf is abruptly undemocratic (again, ignoring the facts and bigger picture) when, in fact, any politician with a modicum of power and desire for US$ could replace either of them.

  4. 4Lekhni

    Eeek, do you really look like Hrithik ? :(

  5. 5DJ Drrrty Poonjabi

    No, but with moves like this it’s a wonder he hasn’t landed a lead role in a Bollywood filum yet. (Manish, I know you’re going to kill me for that but it was just begging to be seen.)

  6. 6manish

    Erek, do you really look like Hrithik ?

    Only my second thumb.

    DJ DP, there’s much less flattering stuff out there :) (That’s not a challenge… please.)

  7. 7Lekhni

    Oh, that was Manish dancing? I just thought it was a wig come loose or something :P

  8. 8manish

    See the shadowy face floating off my right elbow? That’s the bhangra devil to whom I sold my soul.

  9. 9Runa

    Manish,

    I am totally impressed by the jhatak move. Since you are partly from Mumbai - do you also do the “patang” - you know the one where you swivel your hips and fly an imaginary kite? :-)

  10. 10Lekhni

    Actually, I am more interested in those two eyes (?) looking over your left shoulder - now that is some scary devil !

  11. 11DJ Drrrty Poonjabi

    DJ DP, there’s much less flattering stuff out there :) (That’s not a challenge… please.)

    I wouldn’t dare! Plus, I have to create my own profile to view your Shaadi.com biodata.

    Oh, that was Manish dancing? I just thought it was a wig come loose or something :P

    Oh, snap! Methinks a spontaneous but highly coordinated dance-off is afoot.

  12. 12manish

    Since you are partly from Mumbai - do you also do the “patang”

    I’m 100% pure carpetbagger Mumbaikar, but so’s half of Bandra ;) What is this patang you speak of? I’m calling you out on stage. Bring tumbi.

    I have to create my own profile to view your Shaadi.com biodata.

    I hear SecondShaadi.com is the new Shaadi.com.*

    * not applicable to me (yet)

  13. 13DJ Drrrty Poonjabi

    I hear SecondShaadi.com is the new Shaadi.com.*

    * not applicable to me (yet)

    Totally applicable to me! I’ve been looking for a fair, tall, and family oriented peepul tree for my first Shaadi so I can commence my Second Shaadi. Caste no bar(k).

  14. 14manish

    Everybody just wants a good bush to love.

  15. 15Rahul

    Everybody just wants a good bush to love.

    I thought that was Mush’s thing? Which of course got Madame all hot and bothered what with her public pleas for him to take his uniform off for her pretty please…