Bork, bork with ‘Condom, Condom’
BBC has a ringtone they want Indians to spread: an a capella song whose only lyric is the word ‘condom.’ I dunno about promoting safe sex, but thinking about this going off in my nani’s house gives me giggle fits. Listen:
The “condom a cappella” has been designed to break down Indians’ reluctance to discuss condom use and to make wearing a condom more acceptable. Organisers of the campaign, funded by the foundation set up by Microsoft mogul Bill Gates and his wife Melinda, hope the ringtone will become a craze among young Indians. [Link via Drudge]
If not safe computing, at least be doing the safe secks: in a socially-acceptable marriage, with the lights off, in the Shiv Sena-approved position (Hindus don’t have missionaries), thinking of god or Leryn Franco. Get the ringtone and have a friend call you twenty minutes in (ok, three minutes in — I’m not judging) for your latex reminder.
on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 1:47 am in Humor, Music, Sex › 
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I’m rolling…hilarious!
That’s so lame. Why couldn’t they come up with a bollywood remix?
ye condom badi hai maste maste…
Ha ha..I am crying with laughter
Are you referring to Missionary position? May be we have it, but don’t call it “Missionary position” :-)
BTW, its not safe secks…its safe saex
Um…how do you say booty call in Hindi, Punjabi Malayee, or anything desi-speak? I wanna be sure when the call comes in, this plays.
I know that booty in Guju is ‘ghaand’ and ‘matako’ in swahili. ;)