Since we were away for a few months during the Love Guru brouhaha here are some high-resolution images of Jessica Alba in faux Indian gear. Let the fapping commence.

Sci-fi giant and non-child buggerer Arthur C. Clarke died today in Colombo, Sri Lanka, where he had lived for 52 years. The former RAF radarman, scuba nut and author of Rendezvous with Rama was 90 years old. Renezvous is being made into a movie starring Morgan Freeman.

… [His] technical paper, published in the British journal […]

VH1’s Best Week Ever has a list of professions that are one step away from extinction. At number four is the job of “Acting and Being Indian - Kal Penn”
There’ll always be bit parts for Indian actors as doctors and goofy telephone operators, but Kal Penn has blazed a trail for the Indian lead […]

Allegedly there’s a new from from M. Night Shyamalan coming out in June called The Happening. After seeing his last few flicks, we can only hope this film has Raj, Dwayne and Rerun as zombies or ghosts or mermaids or a comic book loving guy in a wheelchair living with hippies in a commune […]