Cricket posts

IPL, tennis, Jaya Arjuna, narrow domestic walls

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Some people derogatorily use the word “intellectual” (or the more direct “pseudo-intellectual”) to brush off a dissenting view. If you didn’t care for a “masala entertainment” film that everyone else liked, it can only be because you’re pseudo. Mention…

Twenty20 vision

Friday, May 9th, 2008

The Net is awash in Twenty20 cheerleader videos, the proud fruit of a horny subcontinent armed with a modicum of technical aptitude. This one shows the cheerleaders in context next to the cricket pitch:

Kolkata Industries Two Thousand

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

The DLF Indian Premier League’s team names have been announced following the latest round of player-bidding. Some are more inventive than others (cf. The Mumbai Indians). Of note, Kolkata’s owner Shah Rukh Khan said he chose ‘Kolkata Knight Riders’ to “appeal to the youth”. I’m unsure which youth he’s referring to (especially since an […]

Marslurpial

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

While most Indian cricket journalists Down Under are busy celebrating the tri-series win and falling over each other trying to get silly quotes, that intrepid adventurer and eater Shamya Dasgupta has other things on his plate. Namely, possums. He kindl…

Pointless quotes beget pointless posts

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Meaningless quote of the day:”He has scored 16,000 runs. I haven’t even played 16,000 balls.”- M S Dhoni, asked about Sachin Tendulkar not doing too well in the Commonwealth Series (before yesterday’s match, of course)First, the answer has absolutely n…

Patriot games

Friday, February 1st, 2008

The Niners: all about the nnumerologgy

After weeks of being surrounded by people in ostentatious Patriots jerseys and Southie accents, I’ve finally decoded our national obsession with football. And it’s related to why Americans find cricket so tedious. It’s about prosthetics.
Donning helmet and shoulder pads lets steroid-inflated men inflict immense violence for our entertainment without the […]