The allegedly leaked script for Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited includes a scene recently lived by Ralph Fiennes and a Qantas air hostess:

JACK: I thought Indian girls aren’t allowed to fuck…

STEWARDESS: Are you on some kind of opiate?…

RITA: Why are you standing there?

JACK: I’m waiting for you.

RITA: Mr. Wilson, the whole point of us coming out separately is so no one sees us together. [Script, p22-23]

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… the story follows the journey of three brothers (played by Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman) who take a train (The Darjeeling Ltd) through India in search of a rare albino tiger that was believed to be the reincarnation of their recently deceased father… The film also stars Amara Karan, Natalie Portman, and Angelica Huston. [Link]