After the World Cup debacle, David Beckham is joining his own Galaxy. Perhaps Bend It Like Beckham 2 will feature tarty desi Valley girls cooing over his quads, like, innit? More likely it’ll feature the saronged, nail-polished metrosexual inspiring a new generation of torchbearers in Bendier Like Beckham. I for one welcome our new footie overlord.

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