Saturday, March 3

‘Delhii Heights’

I said nothing when Jimmy Shergill became Jimmy Sheirgill. I held my tongue when Manisha Lamba became Minissha Lamba. But here’s where I draw the line. Now they’ve gone and corrupted the name of India’s capital:

Delhii Heights. Delhii Heights.

What’s next, Mumbaii Mist? Kolkataa Cove?

Wasshington? Londonn? Moskkva?

Mohandass Gandhii?

Caitlin, Cimberly and M’Ryah salute you.

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4 comments

  1. 1Suraj

    It must bring in ‘quite a business’ & offer ‘lordly status’ to be a Numerologist these days in India.

    We have named our first daughter Rrutu, born 3 months back in bitter frigid Minneapolis December old. Just blew our mind, when every single ‘relative’ of ours from India, invariably had this to ask - “Which numerologist suggested double Rs ????” Our sincere & efforts at candid explanation was -” We used 2 Rs to reflect the bigger “ra” from Hindi alphabets - no Numerology bullshit has to do with it”. Some nodded their heads in silence -showing agreement only on the surface; some others had the audacity to suggest we were hiding behind the reason of bigger “ra” & the select few, laughed their asses off - in sheer mockery.

    Numerology has become so widespread & getting deep rooted - its high time, we called EMERGENCY in India to tackle this insanity.

  2. 2JayV

    “We used 2 Rs to reflect the bigger “ra” from Hindi alphabets”

    The sound is from Sanskrit not Hindi. The script is Devanagari which is used by Hindi, Sanskrit and a bunch of other languages. Say it is from Sanskrit and save yourself some aggravation.

  3. 3Zz

    Ultraabrown? Uultrabrown? Ultrrabrown?

  4. 4Suraj

    The sound is from Sanskrit not Hindi.

    JayV
    Absolutely. Just the getting me to recall “Devanagari” took a sec or so more - I went with Hindi :)

    Thanks anyways.


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