Monday, April 14

“Directed by Jewels Dashing”

One of the many benefits of buying pirated DVDs from Palika Bazaar is getting to read the typos on the (hurriedly printed) cover jackets. Just noticed the following sentences on my DVD of Jules Dassin’s excellent film noir Night and the City:

“Dull-layered DVD, region 9"

"Includes:

English subtitles for the dead and hearing-impaired

Excerpts from a 1672 French interview with Dassin

Full-length audio cemetery by film schooler Glenn Erickson”

(Actually, come to think of it, if the director was around in 1672, it makes sense to have an audio cemetery and subtitles for the dead.)
Hoarding

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