Our best-known Toastmasters Club refugee has sold out Symphony Space in Manhattan. Actress Rita Wolf will interp a story from Unaccustomed Earth, which will save committed fans the heartburn of shelling out $26 for 40 minutes of head down, straight through.

Or you could see her at Barnes & Noble Union Square tomorrow (Tue April 1) at 7pm for free. Arrive early — they’ll stop letting you up once it fills.

Previously: Jhumpa branches out, ‘Chaos Theory’… it’s like buttah