Gloratory
Here’s a clip from the Global Indian Film Awards in Malaysia, a show neither global nor pan-Indian. Skip ahead to 6:45. Shah Rukh Khan’s irritating oratory style makes Dubya sound like Demosthenes:
My favorite part is at 8:40 when Shatrughan Sinha tries to pass off the creator of Krrap as the savior of world cinema.

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Feh. They do that every year. Some ass always feels obligated to shout like a petulant child at a birthday party about how bollywood should be noticed.