Computer Problems
My friend’s dad called me the other day. He told me had a wireless mouse and keyboard and that the cursor for the mouse wasn’t moving. I am the computer guy for family and friends so calls of this nature aren’t out of the ordinary for me. So I asked him if he restarted the computer. He told me he had already tried that. I then asked him he could change the batteries for the mouse. I could hear him fiddling with the mouse but he was obviously having some difficulties opening the cover. It’s at that moment, he told me that having a computer problem is like a man without a dick. I was kind of shocked at the time and didn’t even know how to respond to it. After thinking about it for a while what he said is so profound. If you can’t use your computer, how could you have cybersex or download porn? So the next time you call for computer support, tell the service agent that your dick is missing.