Friday, August 25

I had never been on a bad trip

Until I laid eyes on this shirt.

When Chunky Pandey walks into a bar, he buys two drinks: one for himself and one for his leetle friend.

The Bombay cops tried hiring Chunky Pandey’s shirt to torture criminals, but exploding eyeballs leave marks.

Chunky Pandey’s shirt met Chuck Norris in a dark alley. Only the shirt walked out.

Chunky Pandey’s shirt has screen-raped more film stars than Pran.

Chunky Pandey’s shirt doesn’t sleep. It waits.

Chunky Pandey’s shirt once knocked back a few drinks and gave birth by itself:

Hoarding

5 comments

  1. 1Filmiholic

    At least in the last one he matches Mahima’s dress…

  2. 2juice

    pissing myself laughing. probably not wise at work.

  3. 3sandy

    it’s probably the shirts that has landed him a role in ’shantaram’ with johny depp

  4. 4Msichana

    He isn’t much of an actor so I think he’s using his ghastly shirts to get attention. Who is his designer? I need a shirt like to scare bad beltway drivers away!

  5. 5Amardeep

    Hm, is he any relation to Chunky Lafanga?


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