In this faux-Hindu movie channel promo with pretty music and shaky pronunciation, the verse ‘jaya Rama’ goes with the subtitle ‘Snakes on a Plane.’ Poor Neelakantan. They could’ve at least given Him No Country for Old Men. What were they thinking? (thanks, SP)

A certain version of Hinduism is so deeply a part of Americana that a would-be Craigslist buyer, denied my crappy old iPod for being slow on email, told me: ‘What goes around, comes around. It’s called karma.’

Really. Thanks for that.