I’m gettingg doubble vvision frrom aall thhe numerrologically corruppted naames on Inddian tellevisionn, and I’ve just found the perfect theme song. Turns out rapper Chingy is a Mumbaikar:

I hate da way you do dat right thurr
Addin’ letters to yo name make me starre
I hate da way you do dat right thurr
Numerrology in naming got no flairr

Girl why you do dat right thurr
Spellin’ it Meerra from Solhah Singarr
Extraaa Innings is dumber dan da mayorr
Now Tusshar and Virenderr betta bewarrre
It ain’t English, it’s dirrty, dat ain’t fairr…

– Apologies to Chingy, ‘Right Thurr’

Stp th mdnss.

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