Death of a salesman

Mitt Romney’s gracious withdrawal speech:

“[If I stayed in the race] I’d make it easier for Senator Clinton or Obama to win… in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.” [Link]

Where most of our army is:

Where the Al Qaeda leadership is:

Where Guy Smiley is:

The current Republican base’s strategy is the Big Deny. They gave narcoleptic, astrologer-consulting lawbreaker Ronald Reagan an airport and a sainthood. Thirty years from now they’ll still be insisting the 9/11 perps are in Iraq, as they’re wheeled between Sunday morning talk shows and fed bananas in their padded cells.

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