The Sanjaya show (updated)
Leno, Letterman, O’Reilly, O’Donnell, Kimmel, CNN, Fox. ‘Maelstrom’ doesn’t begin to describe what Sanjaya Malakar’s ponyhawk hath wrought.
Bill ‘Loofah’ O’Reilly gets an Italian-American lawyer, a former Brooklyn prosecutor, to huff about whether American Idol should sue Howard Stern for supporting Sanjaya. Which is even more brainless than the show:
Larry King shows Letterman’s dig at Sanjaya, Ryan Seacrest’s faux-ponyhawk, and Sanjaya’s Italian-American relatives:
Jay Leno on Sanjaya:
The Bratz Kidz diss Sanjaya on Jimmy Kimmel:
Kimmel’s choir of Sanjaya-wigged, tone-deaf singers:
In an unfunny monologue, Kimmel says, ‘In his native tongue, Sanjaya means “my ears are bleeding.” ‘
Make your own Sanjaya Mii avatar on the Wii:
CNN hates on Sanjaya:
Fox:
“I love this Sanjaya kid, silky smooth,” Will Ferrell gushed. “I’d love to run my fingers through it, if that’s possible … but I may get in trouble for it.” [Link]
An ‘intelligants’ refutation of Sanjaya’s appeal:
You fucking monkey fucking small dicked got caught trying to fuck a pumkin can’t get a date cause your so fugly have to ruin a show cause you aint got no life why don’t you grow some intelligants… -Allison [Link]
Bless you, Sanjaya, for bringing out the best in America.
Update: Keith Olbermann on how he’s betting on Sanjaya in the office pool but thinks he’s a threat to the show anyway:

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If Simon quits we ‘ll bring Sonu Nigram as judge! Ambanis or Mittal can buy American idol show. Not a bid deal.
All tv hosts are talking about Sanjaya because they need rating!
Vote Sanjaya for president 2008. Vote India/Indians/NRIs Vote for Sanjaya! Desh ka naam roshan karo.
it also brought out the best in some Ultrabrown bloggers too.
http://www.ultrabrown.com/posts/worstamericanidolevar
MY GOD!! I dont watch AmericAn Idol. But I SweaR thiS coverage is beyond inSane! and These pundits are MEan.
What’s that we hEar? “Machiavellian! Dame Edna! Conspiracies! Cocky!…”
i Wish thE kid winS it all. can sEE the headlines now. sevenTeen year OLD causes self-Righteous, sanctionIOUS, boring olD stuffedShirts to blOw their minDs out.
these guys need to lightEn up already.
This first video cracked me up. Are they serious? Is that woman for real? The best part was when she said people are under Howard Stern’s “spell.” Hilarious!
i am a sanjaya fan. he is still in becouse he has a great personality,hes fun and you never no what hes going to do next week, and he has great hair. NOT becouse of vote for the worst.com
SO LAY OF HIM
you go sanjaya
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