What, no one thinks Neetu looks a little like Audrey Hepburn? I keed...I keed...

Thanks Manish, for pushing me over my saturation point for cow-jokes. Really? That's the best Jon Stewart's writing team can do?

Good gawd, we had ressies for the holidays there!

Please introduce me to these "Indian men...are more likely to follow their partner around, gazing adoringly, and less likely to break up or make demands."

Excellent post, Anon! As a female, I find you even more sexier now. And, THAT should justify the Google ads.

I'll auction off a date with me in LA and homemade paranthas, in exchange for the completed set.

Where do I register for the Taj Mahal Lego set?

what a loser...